Grading System Challenger Mugs

Thoughts on Education.

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

Mental Health System Breakdown

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Examiners.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

Teacher with work box: 'You could do better work.'

Business men line up at the police station

'If you aren't careful, son, you'll be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"So, Mrs. Miller, would you tell me briefly your methods for teaching reading, your overall philosophy of education, your views on testing, your ideas on discipline, your opinions about homework, the ways you could excite kids about science, and how you would upgrade math skills in our school should you be hired?"

Selling Justice

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

Examiners Nightmare.

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

"I can't believe it...a 'B' average on my report card? I'm not that smart! The theories of probability predict it's likely that the school's data system somehow encountered a catastrophic breakdown."

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

Grading Guidelines.

"If it's any consolation, Alex, it's the first 'G' I've ever given."

In case of computer breakdown break glass

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

'Miss Figgs, as your Headmaster I feel it only fair to warn you that your exam marking is under investigation!'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"