Gradebook Guru Mugs

Teacher with soreness: 'I got a kink in my neck from grading on a curve.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'Maths is fun!'

Jewish Geometry

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

"How'd I do on the test?"

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

"But it did take hard work to get my A, B, C and D in that order down the card."

"Report card."

Examiners.

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

'I don't know whether these are good grades or not. The teacher calls them unique.'

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

'Mistakes were made...'

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

"Our accountant is great. We were a C corp, but now we're a B- corp."

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.