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"Maybe I'd get better grades, Dad, if you came up with some kind of stimulus package."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'My grades at school have improved dramatically now that I'm wearing glasses...'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

Examiners.

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

'Mistakes were made...'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"This is an improvement. You helped him study for his last test."

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

"Your mother and I have seen your report card, and we've decided to distance ourselves from you."

"Second grade is tough, little brother. It's the year teachers no longer believe your dog ate your homework."

"I can't believe it...a 'B' average on my report card? I'm not that smart! The theories of probability predict it's likely that the school's data system somehow encountered a catastrophic breakdown."

Examiners Nightmare.

'If you aren't careful, son, you'll be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

"Great. Now, can I see the unredacted version of your report card?"

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

"Robert prays for the answers."

"Somewhere, there's an A with my name on it, but apparently not my address."

"While it's true most of my grades have gone down, most were on low volume."

"It could be a false negative Maybe I should take the test again."