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"Congratulations, Henderson. I've decided to make you, 'Minister in charge of cock-ups'."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

'The secret of getting a good job that fits you perfectly is letting yourself in on what that really is!'

Federal Departument of Edutainment.

Federal Agency to Eliminate Agencies

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

Director: US Space Research.

'The reason the cost of government is so high is that it takes hundreds of congressmen locked in a room to produce gridlock.'

"...I thought I was too smart, too idealistic to end up this way, but LOOK at me! I've become an entrenched bureaucrat!"

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

"Discussing research funding with ministers can be a little fraught..."

"I'm sorry, the Prime Minister is unable to take your call at the moment - please leave your obscenities after the tone..."

'It guides you through the halls of bureaucracy.'

Health and safety officer Hedley seconds before he became ex-health and safety officer...

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Horror Movie: 2023 Weather Report

"It's a 300 page government questionnaire about cutting back on bureaucracy."

A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad.

Government Contract Painter Paints Sign Windows.

Everyone in Health Service working together.

'The government is DETERMINED to get rid of the 'target culture'...in fact we've committed to reducing targets by 68^ across 75% of the 76 most target driven departments within 96 days!'

'I just had a terrible thought. What if we run out of things to tax in our lifetime.'

"How many times do I have to tell you not to barge in here when I'm looking at my hidden agenda!"

"The Speaker of the House is such a gossip!"

"The only solution I can see is to hold a series of long and costly hearings in order to put off finding a solution."

'By the time we'd lobbied the government, got planning permission, raised capitol, put the job out to tender and built it we didn't need it any more.'