Geopolitical Gadfly Prints

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Russia Money Laundering

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

"Beg for peace!"

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Dictators Consuming the World

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

Federal Agency to Eliminate Agencies

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

China

Indian PM Vajpayee announces new ultranationalist deputy PM Advani

Middle East Arms Deal

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

Afghanistan: A rock and a hard place.

Russian invasion of Ukraine

Army Man Playset 2020

"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

Mahmoud Abbas

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

The Race to Ukraine

'...and another thing, Holy Father, do we call them the 'Falklands' or the 'Malvinas'?'