Government Transparency Advocate Prints

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

Bash a Traitor

First Church of Washington, DC. Remember, God works in mysterious way - and so do the FBI, CIA & NSA.

'How's our taxing and spending? 1-800-GOVT'

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

Wholesale market in Cuba

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."

'Nothing like fear tactics to deter future leakers!'

Report

Trump's Wall

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

Closing Laugh Ministry of Info

What to disclose at a job interview

"Full disclosure. . . we're not disclosing anything."

Weapens of Mass Redaction

"I have nothing to hide."

A New New World Order

Secret Anger

Jobless Recovery

"There's still time to be the first politician on the nice list!"

'Of course it's a transparent administration, they can't keep a secret.'

"People who live in glass houses are rare."

Panic broke out in the White House when it got so smoky they couldn't see the mirrors.

Roseanne4

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'

Government of the money, by the money, for the money.

The 1% on the High Road to Riches!

Talk of charities 'providing their impact' is dangerous and misleading.