Financial Transparency Advocate Prints

'Everything was fine until you insisted on transparent accounting!'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Wall Street In Jail

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

Wholesale market in Cuba

"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."

'Nothing like fear tactics to deter future leakers!'

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

Trump's Wall

Report

Closing Laugh Ministry of Info

What to disclose at a job interview

"Full disclosure. . . we're not disclosing anything."

Weapens of Mass Redaction

I Want to be a Drone President

A New New World Order

Secret Anger

"I have nothing to hide."

Bash a Traitor

Homeless man being offered pre-approved mortgage loan

Roseanne4

Panic broke out in the White House when it got so smoky they couldn't see the mirrors.

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'

Government of the money, by the money, for the money.

'Of course it's a transparent administration, they can't keep a secret.'

"There's still time to be the first politician on the nice list!"

'The most common side effect of this medication is loss of disposable income.'