Government Spending Prints

'...Oh! THAT three trillion...?!'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Obama-don't-care.

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

'I just thought of something that will drive tax-payers crazy.'

The Disappearing Coin Mystery

'The police cuts are really biting.'

'It's a tax refund with a note attached. We're asked not to cash the check before next week.'

Campaign Reform

"With a wave of my magic wand, I declare all government programs free."

Taxpayer Money

Sam's Nation Building

'As a politician just turned lobbyist, I sometimes confuse pork barrel with pork bellies.'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"You're fired."

The Anti-Agent

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Trump pardons

"National security adviser"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

CIA report

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."