Government Skeptic Prints

'I told you the government were keeping tabs on us.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'I'm going to be honest about this -- I'm from the Government, and I'm here to bamboozle you.'

'Hi - I'm from the Government, and I'm here to implant this little chip in your brain.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Customer to postal worker: 'How about the wounded letter office?'

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

"Because of the budget cuts the territorials are having to take on more responsibility, Graham has got the nuclear attack codes."

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

'Those are the rules, Mr. Payne. You can be a conscientious objector to war, but not to taxes!'

On this molehill your government will build a porkbarrel mountain

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

'I'm going to be honest about this -- I'm from the Government, and I'm here to bamboozle you.'

"Worse than paying too much in taxes, weget way too much government regulation for our dollar!"

Vote for less government.

"The task of congressmen is daunting...so little time, so many things not to do."

Operation Jade Helm

Congress security blanket

'Okay - Who built this site?'

'Good afternoon, sir -- I represent the Government, and....', 'Sorry†I've got troubles of my own.'

The Post Non-Apocalypse G.P.S.: Re-Calculating.

'Look out - this guy looks like a real terrorist.'

'And as THE anti-government candidate, if elected I promise to immediately resign!'

"You don't have to lack expertise and experience to work here but it helps."

"Yes, we’re the experts President Musk has tasked with cleaning up govt. waste, fraud, and abuse, and no, you can’t see what’s in the bucket..."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"I'm from the IRS. I'm afraid we've misused all your tax money. Could we have some more?"

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

Change?

'I'm very proud of doing nothing, since it puts us closer to having no government or taxes at all.'