Policy Skeptic Prints

"The minister has instructed us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets in the next 43 days." "Could we start with that one?"

"Of course the policy is automatically cancelled should either of you need medical treatment."

"I have every confidence that the measures taken will encourage spending..."

Republican Healthcare

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

'We've thought up a great new Federal program, Mr. President -- all we have to do is find a problem for it to solve!'

'Are you SURE this isn't a pre-existing condition?'

Newt, a man of ideas. . . We didn't say they were good ideas.

'Your insurance will cover you...but only with this blanket.'

'Okay kids, this is the new timetable.'

'Your medical coverage does not consider that a medical necessity.'

'No 'Natural Environment,' next 127 miles - Govt. test study.'

"Good boy."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

UK border controls relaxed.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Think Tank

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

The wrecking crew!

"Tariffs"

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

Politicians are from Uranus.

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Dolestart - A New Initiative

Backstabber Express: Trump