Government Relations Guru Prints

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Nation-building never works."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

G7 Summit Concern

US and the EU

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Trump Poutine

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Government and Opposition

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

Myanmar coup

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."