'You've got to do something about your chocolate addition.'
Government Policy Humorist Pillows
Add a touch of satire to their living space with pillows featuring clever political quips. Cozy, funny, and conversation-starting, these are ideal for any government policy enthusiast.
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
They're Not Just That Into It
UK/US Free Trade Deal
No-Work Orange
Trump! The Musical
"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"
I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me
"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."
'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'
'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'
Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam
The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.
'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'
Uncle Donnie
"Beware of Don"
European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.
Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy
CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'
John F. Kennedy
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"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"
'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'
"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."
'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'
"I'm the worst president ever...the best!"
"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."
"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."
2020 Republican Party National Convention
Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer
After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.
Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time
'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'
Government Policy Humorist Pillows Collection
Government Policy Humorist Mugs
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Government Policy Humorist Prints
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Government Policy Humorist T-Shirts
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