Government Liaison Enthusiast T-Shirts

'By the time we'd lobbied the government, got planning permission, raised capitol, put the job out to tender and built it we didn't need it any more.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

Best System in the World

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Impeachment Wave

Mice in the Commons

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

'The secret of getting a good job that fits you perfectly is letting yourself in on what that really is!'

'Okay, where's Obama?'

Real Congressional reform's a must.....

GOP Controlled State Legislatures!

Director: US Space Research.

"...I thought I was too smart, too idealistic to end up this way, but LOOK at me! I've become an entrenched bureaucrat!"

'I would like to forward a motion to end this ceaseless bleating of idiots.'

Obama builds own gallows.

When Your First Term Is Going to Be Your Last

'Put your backs into it, you people - I can't do this all by my ownself.'

CONGRESS, 'Okay, so you've been censured -- you've got to get right back in there and start legislating before you lose your nerve!'

"Discussing research funding with ministers can be a little fraught..."

Health and safety officer Hedley seconds before he became ex-health and safety officer...

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

'We're going to need one or two scapegoats. Are there any volunteers?'

Uncle Sam dumping the U.S Constitution over a cliff

Partisan Politics

Investigate Committee On Why There Are So Many Investigative Committees.

'It's interesting that your great-grandparents came over from Ireland in 1887, but you still don't qualify for foreign aid.'

RE-Elect Krupt. Like a talking bird, he just keeps repeating the same thing over and over. He's a "polly-tician"!

Most egregious misuse of Commons speaking time.