Government Guide T-Shirts

New member of parliament

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Now that's an afro!'

Butterflies

ET Mishap

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Tourists and their Pets.

Flyfishing for dummies.

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Trump

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Fall on a desert island

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Recalculating!

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Lavatory Waterfall

Redecorating Easter Island.

Western Outfitters.

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"All the celebrities come here."

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.