Government Gadget Geek Pillows

Now on sale at the Canadian House of Commons gift shop...

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Digital Fomo!

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Connected to Technology.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Two Generations of Readers

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

Large print e-book.

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

"Very Presidential."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Recalculating!