Government Expenditure Critics Pillows

Bush at the spending diet center

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

DUNVOTIN

US Capitol Building Toppled

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

social services cuts

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

The Emperor's New Clothes

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

Footing The Bill

Run in the Family

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

'I wouldn't put much faith into Senator Bludgeon's promise to immediately begin investigating the competition. After all, it takes 30 days just to make instant coffee in the Senate.'

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

Democracy Bleeds

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

"If voter malaise turns into apathy, no one would notice if the Supreme Court Vacancy never gets filled."