Gourmet Snack Lover Prints

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'When you said we're stopping to pick up some wine nuts, I thought you meant a snack.'

'Diamonds are so pass?. I prefer the hickory farms engagement sampler.

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Bowled over again!

Rage.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Trail mix?"

Love is when you watch television together.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Love is when you watch television together.

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).