Gothic Humor Aficionado Gifts

Vampire eating a 'Clot Noodle'.

Frankenstein's Monster Trucks

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

"Just pinch the lid and voila, Tupperware keeps the gall bladder as fresh as the day you ripped it from a human cadaver."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Here we are."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Tim Burton

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

The Raven in Flight

"....and hold the garlic."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

Grim's Fairytales

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.