Gothic Humor Aficionado Gifts

Vampire eating a 'Clot Noodle'.

Frankenstein's Monster Trucks

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Here we are."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Tim Burton

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

The Raven in Flight

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"....and hold the garlic."

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

Grim's Fairytales

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Vampire Umbrella

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"