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Drunk Vampire

Edgar Allen Poe

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Trilby - Finis

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

The lonely figure

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Frankendumpty'

Bram Stoker

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Edgar Allan Poe

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Non discrimination to Vampires

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

The Pride of Frankenstein

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Bleak House

Life is ghoul

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

The Bride of Frankenstein

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Frankenstein discovers that his bide may have been unfaithful.

Poems to Spookify

The Raven - The Study at Night

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.