Gotcha Day Gifts

Dog wearing a cone

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

"You know very well what fish!"

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Gym/Tan/Donut

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

'This is the last time I'm going fishing with you, Harold!'

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

A businessman suffering from data overload.

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

The 5th Basic Food Group - Junk Food.

"I'm all for having a cheat day while dieting. However, you may be taking it a bit too far."

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

'I think your doctor gave you the wrong note, Sir. We don't have any bread and milk.'

"I Hate Carrots."

'Have you noticed that when you're on a diet the food you cheat with tastes so much better.'

"It's the right drink in the right place at the right time."

"I'm sure you're a nice man, but I'm not interested in hearing your plan for a flat tax."

"On this new diet, I'm allowed to cheat once a week. Tonight I'm sleeping with Andy from next door."

"Poor Zachary. A meteorite squashed his swing set."

'And quit yelling, 'Finders keepers, losers weepers.''

"If you must know—pizza, pepperoni pizza, and I'm going to relish every damn bite."

'Banks' man pulling petals out of a flower marked 'Sell out' 'Don't sell out'.

'He catches all kinds of things when he's fishing...colds...flu...lumbago...rheumatism...'

Fisherman takes his prize catch to bed.

Fishing Catch Photos.

"Monday is a horrible way to spend a seventh of your life."

"Can't a guy have a bad day in private!?"