Gossiping About Partners Pillows

'Henry would dearly love a conservatory!'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

'She's so put together!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"Whine and cheezed party."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"Botox."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"George is fluent in two languages. English and total nonsense."

"She's got money and he's a 'poet'."

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

'Botox...'

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

Weditorials

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.

Pie chart of pub conversations

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

The Original Gossip Columns

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

"Legs up to here!"

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"