Gossiping About Partners Pillows

'Henry would dearly love a conservatory!'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'She's so put together!'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"Whine and cheezed party."

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"Botox."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"She's got money and he's a 'poet'."

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"George is fluent in two languages. English and total nonsense."

Weditorials

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

'Botox...'

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.

Pie chart of pub conversations

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

The Original Gossip Columns

"Legs up to here!"

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."