Gossip Mugs

Department of Pure Speculation.

"She's had work."

"I love the blockbusters of the summer confession season."

"I've had enough reports for one day. Bring me some gossip."

'Sleaze, please.'

Chinese whispers: "This active listening workshop sounds useful!" "Why would I want to go to Worksop?"

Sign reads: 'Small town ahead - don't believe a word you heard.'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"Same old, same old - Les took an arrow in the kidney, the kids all have Lyme disease, and Emily was nailed by an S.U.V."

The Original Information Superhighway

"Gossip by Steve in Accounting - An Alluring new scent you'll want to resist...but can't. Because you have nothing else going on."

'Eight years old and no mobile!'

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

Why the Pope resigned...

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'It's disgraceful the way they build houses so close together!'

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

"I'm so jealous. Joanne looks like she hasn't used up a single one of her 9 lives."

'We're going to have to put a stop to all the gossiping by the water cooler.' (water cooler spreading gossip).

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Want to bitch for one more lap?"

"There's a rumour that someone may be resigning today."

'Can you keep a top secret?'

'No, I didn't cry on my wedding day. I have done every day since though.'

'And then he yells MAN EATER and I say, MAN EATER?! MOI?!!'

Showbiz is tough

'So what's trending today Margaret?'

"Of course I'm aware of all the office gossip. I started it."

'A little bird told me, and another little bird verified it.'

Hello/Hi/G'day Magazine

"I'm afraid that if I share my vulnerabilities they become part of the public domain."

'That's about it - I've already told you twice as much as she told me...'

'We interrupt this program for new pictures of Brad and Angelina's baby.'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

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