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'...and that concludes this episode of celebrity talk. Now back to your humdrum lives.'

'What do you hear from the gaggle?'

"She made her hat in rehab."

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

Sopwerth, Drewry and Sims - Practice Limited to 'celebrity law'.

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

'She's had liposuction.'

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

"Rumour has it she has had another face lift!!"

"He's got no tattoos, no body jewellery, wears laced up shoes an' likes his job."

"Heard any good confessions lately..?"

'She's so put together!'

A little bird told me...

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

JET (Part I)

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"George is fluent in two languages. English and total nonsense."

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"She's got money and he's a 'poet'."

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."