Goose Whisperer Prints

'I'm telling you, that was Henderson and he was carrying a GOOSE!'

"I'm breaking in a new pillow."

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"It's the goose that lays the cholesterol-free eggs."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Local Knowledge

Barks in code.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

Dog Dreams