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Goose dreaming

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

The sea 2050.

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Raining Leaves.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

Ignoring Climate Change

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

Earth Day Summit.

It was hard to put a price on progress. Real hard without a calculator.

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

Wolf Reintroduction.

Hope...

"We're on track for net zero."

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"I'm thinking of turning green..."

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

Climate Change Report

The last bird in the last wood...