Google Detective Pillows

'He's a very good doctor, and I trust him, but I must confess that I always double check his diagnosis on Google.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'So who needs sonar?!'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Computer Expert

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

Where was I?

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Terry had a computer bug.

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"Careful! He knows computers."

Alternative Medicine

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

DNA Analysis.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

Clickbait

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'