Goodie Bag Enthusiasts Prints

Pinata good bags.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

Paul McCartney, The Surgeon - "I want to hold your gland yeah, yeah, yeah..."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"Which free tote goes best?"

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

Kick Me T Shirts.

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

'It's my stool sample.'

"I won't need a doggie bag."

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

Bag Lady.

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

Commuter X-Ray

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

I need something to hold my tummy in

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