Goodbye Waves Pillows

"Be afraid to try new things!"

Do Not Resuscitate

'You lifted your head.'

A vampire in a canoe.

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

The next wave

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

Brilliant suggestion Kimble, to get rid of all the deadwood around here - we'll miss you.

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

Sunrise and Sunset

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

"Harper, we'd like you to become the company fall guy. The position comes with a generous severance package."

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

"This is Abramson, our new piñata."

Gap Year: Then and Now.

Didn't we fire you last week?

"I'm going to mix business with pleasure. You're fired."

"The purpose of the exit interview is to underline that you are fired."

'I'm resigning due to fiscal mismanagement...so my last act as CEO is to give myself a big severance package.'

'Didn't we fly over this hill ten minutes ago?'

"No golden parachute, Johnson. But we do have a lovely parting goody bag."

"Yes we need it back. The team fired you, not Sharky."

"Wow! These special effects are incredible."

Loud Quitting

"Let me go, honey. That eight-o'clock commuter express out of Yuma don't wait for no man."

Surfin' the web.

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'