Good Vs Evil Enthusiast Mugs

'Don't worry, son. They'll find a way to win. They always do.'

Monk with halo and devil's tail.

Others will fight for you

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Hire Wire Act

"First whack at sword swallowing?"

'It has to be understandable, Higbe. A code of ethics is not actually to be written in code.'

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

Devil paints God.

Devil with Fire and Brimstone In-Trays.

Concerned about getting his expectant wife to the hospital on time, Gary hired a stunt driver for the 'big day'.

"Be right with you. I need to take this real quick."

The Dilemma of a Whistle Blower

'It was a split decision.'

At the retirement home for daredevils.

Arabian Buyer

Jimmy Hoffa in hell.

Just as Dirk was about to escape on horseback, the magician's final spell turned his swift black steed into the legendary Bureaucratic Night Mare.

More Automated Police Functions

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

"Well, I've finally gotten out of the office."

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?