
'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'
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'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'
"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."
'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'
"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"
'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'
'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'
COWMIKAZES
The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable
If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....
"So you dreamed you were an adult?"
'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'
'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'
Sticking out tongue
Your Country Needs MOO!
"They grow up so slow."
"Mother, I'd like you to meet a member of the armed forces."
'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'
'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'
The Trench-Sealer
"Yeah, but before he snapped he wasn't having any fun at all."
British patent (applied for) A Trained Dog of war Drawing the Enemy's Fire.
For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel
"Did he give it all to the poor, or just the after salary and expenses part?"
Tube men dancing.
Army Leader: 'We have ways of making Ewe talk.'
Makes me feel young again!
"Why don't you join the Army."
Hague Convention Defied! Lachrymosing the British by Onion-whittling under Cover of Night.
"Try and give me... happy."
"My husband says I'm a procrastinator. I plan to look it up on day."
'How many times do I have to tell you kids? When you've finished playing with your grandad tidy him away!'
Hague Convention Defied! Stiffnecking Tommies by Directing Draughts on the British Trenches.
'No dear, I don't think you can be 'first footer'. I don't think you can even find your feet.'
'Shark!'
Monster Food Fight.
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