Good Guy Vibes Gifts

Kevin used his Mr nice guy reputation to his advantage, by being nice to people.

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

The Death of the Blues

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Born to be Mild.

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

I'm going to have a baby girl soon. What's a good name for a baby girl, Randy? Wait … you're going to have a what? Tell me you didn't just say what I think you said, little buddy. I'm going to have a baby girl. Met a lady, we fell in love, got married, and now we're going to have a baby girl. Wait ... you're talking about some video game, aren't you? I'm thinking of naming her SIMantha, but that might bee too obvious.

Man obsessed with football sees womanly shape as footballs

Good Luck

'Ever just feel it's going to be a great day?'

'Cologne sir?'

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

'No, you're not developing a third eye - it's just a zit.'

'The good looking one is mine!'

"How come mom never fixes cake and ice cream for breakfast like you do, Dad?"

"Perhaps there's another way I can safely borrow a cup of sugar."

"This is my wife - the founder and executive director of our marriage."

"Think back! Where is the last place you remember having your mojo?"

'What are you talking about!? You're gorgeous!'

Girl giving thumbs up sign.

'Can Tom come out and play?'

'There's nothing I can do for you, Ms. Brown - Your optimism is incurable.'

'It's the road to Hell.'

She had a sunny personality. He had to wear sunblock just remain miserable.

"And this is Dave. He's in charge of relentless optimism."

Society of Optimists

'He never could get anything right.'

'You may not share my beliefs, but you should respect them!' 'What shall I do? He believes he's God's gift to women.'

'Street cred. Thanks honey!'