Golfing Guru Prints

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'Cured? Well, I'll know more once the stitches are removed and the swelling goes down. But I'm fairly certain we've at least improved your defective golf swing.'

Caddie Brings Sandwich.

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"If you're so enlightened, how come you can't lick that slice?"

'Who's gonna stay here and do my homework?'

Golfer playing pool on the golf course

'Don't be silly, Gladys -y ou only get ducks in CRICKET!!'

'Let me through now!'

Golf

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'I don't like it either, but it was either this or a 50-stroke penalty.'

Green Pieces 90% Air

'He's right...the rules don't say anything about it being illegal to anchor your putter to a nose-ring!'

Slippery hand golfer

Golfer Snooker.

'It's easy to hit, but a bitch to putt!'

"Better use the ink wedge."

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

Couple leave an elevator in a golf buggy.

'Don't quit now, Ernie - you've got a ‘no-hitter' going!'

'Tch, it's gone in this sandpit. I'll throw it onto the grass.'

'I don't care how nice of a bike it is, he can use a golf cart like the rest of us.'

Golfer putting against goal keeper.

Largest Divot Trophy.

Let's see, that is one..two..three shots into the water.

Golf Prayer Room

"Actually, the hardest part in teaching him was getting him to stop fetching the ball after he hit it!"

"Yes, you can marry my daughter, as long as you get out of the way, please."

I thought my knees would be the first thing to go, but it was my wife.

Golf

Angry Alien and the Golfer.

"How about doing something about those roughs in our yard?"

Golf player attacks worm.

"How's my driving?"