Golf Guru Vibes Prints

'I think I see your problem...you're standing too close to the ball...after you hit it.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

No-Work Orange

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Sale! Weed Whackers

Lawnmower

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

The Goalkeeper

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

It can be taken up at any age....

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Dummies Books.

Golf lessons

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'He lived and died for golf.'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

Destination casinos...

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'