Golfer's Paradise T-Shirts

At first he thought he had died and gone to heaven.

The Golfing Accident

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

Free Range Golfers

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

The Masters.

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

Skunk dreaming.

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

A sand trap is also called a "bunker." That makes no sense. A "bunker" is usually a place to avoid a disaster, not create one.

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

Roman Golfer.

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

Golfer couple just married

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

'And why do you think that people don't take you seriously?'

'I would go with salmon on this one.'

Methuselah shoots his age.

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'Joe claims he shot his age today! He also claims he's eighty seven.'

Just married.