Golf Terminology Aficionado Pillows

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'I hope you replace your divots.'

Snooker Golf.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

I think you're ace

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

Putting Practice.

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."