Golf Pun Lovers Mugs

Big bird atop 18th hole flag on golf course.

"Talk nerdy to me."

baby sweetcorn...

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Sailor in Car.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Puss in cement boots"

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

A Club Sandwitch.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Tequila Mockingbird

Shell Fire

"My guess it's guacamole."

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

Plum jam...

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

Shakespeare Quote

"Caption contest"

The best goalie in the world!

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"Hair spray"

Yakety-Yak

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"Krill, baby, krill."

Procrastinators Incorporated

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"That's right, Carl. I'm bitchy. I'm supposed to be bitchy."