Golf Mishap Magnate T-Shirts

The Golfing Accident

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Sold his air rights."

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

'First of all, let's make one thing clear: greed is good.'

Hole in forty-seven.

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

Ladies and gentlemen, a quadrillion comes after a trillion, so get used to pronouncing it.

Just Married an Oil Baron

'He died of too much money.'

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

'This portfolio is perfect for someone who has become too materialistic.'

Fridge Magnate

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'For future reference, the only things I find amusing are the ones that make me money.'

Real Estate Sign - Desperation...

'I tried to light my cigar with money once, but the coin just got hot and burned my fingers.'

Watch your language.

"Have you made enough money yet? No, me neither."

"Today only, Mr. Hardly, when you buy one 737 MAX airliner at our special price, we'll throw in a second 737 MAX absolutely free."

'That's right, a person with 9 million is no happier than one with 8 million.'

I'm a stocks millionaire! Do you really want me to be satisfied with a simple rubber duck??!

'I'm coming out of the closet. I'm into material wealth, and I'm not afraid to admit it.'

The Squillionaire's Space Race Heats Up

Oil executives agonise over decisions on dealing with price explosion.

The Dollar Grave