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'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

It can be taken up at any age....

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

The Amateur Golfer

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Save our Planet.

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Angel Swing

Grass huggers.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Flower seed and Bird seed

"Kid's today!"

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

'Gee, Dad... I wish we could afford to send our grass like that to get it cut!'

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