Golf Graveyard Guru T-Shirts

'He lived and died for golf.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

No-Work Orange

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

It can be taken up at any age....

Dummies Books.

Input From The Front Office

Golf lessons

Mark Gastineau

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

Snowman Football Fan.

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'