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'This is not what I expected at a charity golf tournament.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

No-Work Orange

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

I guess she had other plans for you.

Golfing Bishop.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

I think you're ace

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Snooker Golf.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

The Golfing Accident

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."