Golf Gamer Mugs

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

No-Work Orange

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

I guess she had other plans for you.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Golfing Bishop.

I think you're ace

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Snooker Golf.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"The goal is to hate yourself."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'I hope you replace your divots.'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Do you want to win the game or my business?