Golf Game Optimizer Prints

"I was thinking it might be better if we waited for spring!"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'Not that slowly back...'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"There goes the merger between Brigg's corporation and Ludlow industries!"

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

"You said to start the laundry and bathe the cat, so I thought I could save time if..."

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"Now might be a good time to talk about your grip."

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

'I thought we'd get a merger agreement, so I arranged for our accountant teams to be on hand.'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

"Waking at 2 A.M. is how I stay one step ahead of all the people who wake at 5 A.M."

"Penalty stroke my ***!"

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

This Sportsman is 'Playing Through the Green'.

King of the Swingers.

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

This man makes his living as a brain surgeon. Scary, isn't it?

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'