Golf Convert Prints

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Golf lessons

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

'Don't move.'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Largest Divot Trophy.

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

Golf

"Duh!"

'Don't be silly, Gladys -y ou only get ducks in CRICKET!!'

'I don't think of myself as a caddie, I provide technical support for golfers.'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

'Who's gonna stay here and do my homework?'

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

Golf

'Golf War Syndrome.'

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

Thanks God!