Golf Convert Prints

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Golf lessons

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'Don't move.'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Largest Divot Trophy.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

Golf

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

"Duh!"

'I don't think of myself as a caddie, I provide technical support for golfers.'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

'Don't be silly, Gladys -y ou only get ducks in CRICKET!!'

'Who's gonna stay here and do my homework?'

Thanks God!

'Golf War Syndrome.'

Golf

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'