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'I can't I've been clamped.'

The Golfing Accident

'I hope you replace your divots.'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

"There goes the merger between Brigg's corporation and Ludlow industries!"

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

'No, you can't win it. But if you can figure out how to get my wife's car off the lake, I'd appreciate it.'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

Referee's Free Kick Pack

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

Danger! Litigators, retrieve golf balls at your own risk.

"What have you done?"

Red Card on the Podium

'I thought we'd get a merger agreement, so I arranged for our accountant teams to be on hand.'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

'How come I get two yellow cards?' - 'One for the foul and one for the instant reply.'

"Atlas! We require a small sample."

FIFA scandal

Mole living in golf hole.

'Knock if off, O'Reilly. You are herewith officially charged with bringing racing into disrepute.'

'I will need to watch the replay.'

The Disadvantage of Easier Golf Courses

'Best let them know there's a couple of loose horses at the fourth!'

"Um...David, a word if we may."

'Get Hawkeye to check this.'

Runner lighting rocket on his back.

'Kill the ref.'

Referee Art

Finishing Line