Golf Course Negotiator Mugs

'I thought we'd get a merger agreement, so I arranged for our accountant teams to be on hand.'

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

The Golfing Accident

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

"There goes the merger between Brigg's corporation and Ludlow industries!"

In case he wore pants that weren't gaudy enough for golf, Len kept some cans of spray paint in his bag.

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

'No, you can't win it. But if you can figure out how to get my wife's car off the lake, I'd appreciate it.'

'Those with a lot of Money.'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

The Staff Meeting.

Danger! Litigators, retrieve golf balls at your own risk.

'Now, Perkins, hit my ball straight down the fairway for about 300 yards.'

"What have you done?"

Mole living in golf hole.

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

'Drat, another hole-in-one. Pity really - I was looking forward to some putting practice.'

'I told you to turn left - this is a bunker on the golf course!'

Golfers! Do not walk on this fairway! Crawl on your belly like a lizard.

"I arranged a foursome like you asked. Allen, Jack, Gene and Howard are playing at three."

'Bobby, I'll need the 12 gauge for this shot.'

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

"Perhaps we can arrive a a mutually beneficial arrangement?"

'It's really tough to read. You're going to have to just go with your gut, Steve.'

Who Designed This Course?

"The king of divots, every game is played like the last."

Children playing divorcees

Having trouble managing your personal finances, Frank? It's all Greek to me! Pay. Late. Due. Past due.