
'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'
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'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
Tweaking the CV.
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
Crib Escape
Desert Island Fantasies
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman
'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'
"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."
Fox hunting.
Cut and Run
An office worker daydreams about a new poster.
Wishing Well
"My entire family's coming for the holidays."
"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"
'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'
Prisoner Crossing
Tsunami Evac Route
Houdini's Dog
'Step on it, Larry.'
As you like it - One way of catching fish
'I'd kill for concrete.'
'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'
"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."
"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."
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