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Sand Bunker Rage.

'I expected some rough, but not this rough.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'My feet are killing me.'

Rage.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

The trim reaper

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

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"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

A Learning Curve.

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

Computer Gamers.

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."

'My trainer is a touch task master.'

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.

"The classics can be so intimidating."

"Yes, you can marry my daughter, as long as you get out of the way, please."

Fit-Bite

"What do you get indeed sir. Another day older and deeper in debt is what you get."

'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'