Golf Comic Enthusiast Prints

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Hole in forty-seven.

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Golf Score Reducer

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

Golf Hil Divot

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

'What's this filed under G?'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball.'

"In this situation, I'd suggest a 5-word sentence with an action verb but hold the exclamation mark."

"I've never seen a gimme taken on a fareway before."

Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

'I'll be with you in a minute.'

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Mulligan's first mulligan.

"One More Swing."

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!