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Kangaroo golf-caddy.

Children's Parties

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Medieval headlines.

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

I've decided to run for office so I can spend more time away from my family.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"Honey! We're home!"

Family Home.

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

'I kinda did.'

Baskerville Tabby.

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

"You ought to do what I do—have a few belts before you meet with the old man."

'But, sweetheart, it's only for three hours. Just say you're bringing him in for loitering.'

"Yes, I can multi-task. Why do you ask?"

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

Parole officer: Hanging in and hanging out.

I think you put it off long enough.

"I wasn't texting or eating and there's no law saying I can't juggle."

'I'm sometimes right and I'm sometimes wrong. A positive attitude on your part is to agree with me in both cases.'

"I want my work to be challenging, but not so challenging that it destroys my life, family and relationships."

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

"I try to keep my coffee buzz going till the Martini buzz kicks in."

'You have to actually exercise. Jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping breakfast and juggling two jobs won't do it.'

"Damn it, when things were going well there was nothing but eye contact."