Golf Apparel Gifts

A ball's best case scenario.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

I guess she had other plans for you.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

At the golf detox clinic.

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'Alan, it's the 11th hole, and that Tiger Woods mask isn't intimidating us...'

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

'Where's your other glove?'

"My handicap? The water, trees, windows, sand...."

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."

A Flag in One

"Whoa, Fred!! Where'd you get that ridiculous shirt??!"

Using Science In Fashion Design

Ladies in Lycra

Farmer Golf

Apres Golf

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

'No money. I just want that hysterical outfit you're wearing.'

Oops

Tennis

'I wouldn't be caught dead looking like that!'

Foam Finger Envy

Jack Nicklaus.

'It's the new goal keepers kit!'

'Nice caddying job, son - here's a little tip.'

New improved Golfer Sock! Keeps your head clean and protected until you're ready to play!!

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."

'This is our new camouflage hat.'

'Your new golf shoes are ruined.'

'These fit well. Do you have them in a more hideous pattern?'

'I'm better than you and you.'